Jan. 14th, 2010

elftaint: FRANK. N. FURTER. (Default)
Trainer Dawn: I need to stop playing moeblobs.
Elf: But I like your moeblobs, you should drape one over Seymour's big ol fat diiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Trainer Dawn: also, you should have shopped Jecht's head on his crotch.
Elf: Funny story! When I first pasted the head in, it self-selected the crotchal area
Elf: Also thanks for your pointless fucking criticism, you heteronormative bitch.
Elf: <3
Trainer Dawn: :3c
Trainer Dawn: also there needs to be more dongs. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH DONGS.
Elf: YOU ARE A MESS
Elf: a hot, sexy, amazing mess
Trainer Dawn: But yes, yes I am. /flexes
Trainer Dawn: (babbles pointlessly about her character, about whom absolutely nobody cares. Excised for your convenience. -ed)
Elf: one of these days
Elf: I am gonna bend that little bitch (i.e. Trainer fucking Dawn. -ed) over a couch
Elf: and summon whatever is in my poking balls
Trainer Dawn: iyaaaaaan so forceful~
Elf: DICKACHU
Elf: I CHOOSE YOU
Trainer Dawn: IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!




BFF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAxgpHWtLC0&feature=player_embedded
BFF: it's all about 3:45
Elf: I do enjoy the idea of men in love being inelegant derps racing for no reason.
BFF: it's basically true, literally retarded and flailing around in public

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