Sarah Connor is my personal savior today. Holy balls look at her arms (AND THOSE ARE THE SOFTEST THING ON HER BODY, MIND). Shameless badass. Let's all give her a great big fucking hand. Seymour would not even know what to do with a woman like that. He'd be all "...I'm gay, please don't shoot." And Cid? Ffff Cid's impressed by Lightning, and I think this analogy is useful here:
Lightning : Sarah Connor :: Halle Berry in "Catwoman" : Tina Turner in "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome"
Are you guys familiar with the concept of a ShorDurPerSav? I understand that it's basically like saying "hi I'm a basement dwller with no moral fiber" to admit of knowing anything SubGenius, but there's no way of getting around the utility of ideas like ShorDurPerSav and the ShorDurMar.