elftaint: (MALE PRIVILEGE)
Elf: is he a hot ghetto slut with an LA face and an Oakland booty?
"not cute": nah, he's a pretty cool dude offline and online
Elf: eh doesn't afraid of jizz?
"not cute": of course
"not cute": I went to his room to go drinking and he laughed at me when we found out I couldn't handle anything
"not cute": ;A;
Elf: oh my god
Elf: why are you so cute
"not cute": IT WASN'T CUTE I choked and coughed on PBR and Bailey's ;A;
Elf: ....OH MY GOD
elftaint: FRANK. N. FURTER. (Default)

This + Uncle Monty is what I want to be. For real.


May. 22nd, 2010 01:43 am
The How's My Driving? Meme

C'mon and chap my hide, you know you wanna.
elftaint: FRANK. N. FURTER. (Default)
look just... just so people know, this ruling is a Constitutional travesty and one of the few times I've ever agreed with Alito, but let's uh. Let's take a look at what was actually ruled.

The federal statute before us allows a district court toorder the civil commitment of an individual who is currently “in the custody of the [Federal] Bureau of Prisons,” §4248, if that individual
(1) has previously “engaged or attempted to engage in sexually violent conduct or child molestation,”
(2) currently “suffers from a serious mental illness, abnormality, or disorder,” and
(3) “as a result of” that mental illness, abnormality, or disorder is “sexually dangerous to others,” in that “he would have serious diffi-culty in refraining from sexually violent conduct or childmolestation if released.” §§4247(a)(5)–(6).

In order to detain such a person, the Government (acting through the Department of Justice) must certify to a federal district judge that the prisoner meets the conditions just described, i.e., that he has engaged in sexually violent activity or child molestation in the past and thathe suffers from a mental illness that makes him correspondingly dangerous to others. §4248(a). When such a certification is filed, the statute automatically stays theindividual’s release from prison, ibid., thereby giving the Government an opportunity to prove its claims at a hear-ing through psychiatric (or other) evidence, §§4247(b)–(c), 4248(b). The statute provides that the prisoner “shall berepresented by counsel” and shall have “an opportunity” atthe hearing “to testify, to present evidence, to subpoena witnesses on his behalf, and to confront and cross-examine” the Government’s witnesses. §§4247(d), 4248(c).

So yes, it is an aggressive breach of habeus corpus and lots of other things, but it is not a ruling that confirms some governmental power to detain your ass forever just for looking at loli. A necessary provision of the law is that anyone held under it must have actually, personally, physically molested a child or been caught in an attempt to do so. Possession of lolicon/shotacon can be used in a trial as evidence to prove (2) or (3) above, but without (1), the whole thing is moot.

Please, continue to freak out about this suck-ass ruling, everyone. But at least do it for the right reasons.

Read the ruling in full here.
elftaint: it's a dancer (you should be dancing (DOO DOOT))
Rem is getting in tonight and will be here all week. I miiiiiiiight be a little slow AHAHAHAH YES EVEN MORE SO THAN USUAL.

This is how I feel about Lovesphere right now (thanks Trainer Dawn you fucking pervert.)

Electric Six "Body Shot" (2009) - NSFW 18+ from Another Reybee Productions, Inc. on Vimeo.

We are two members (heh) away from 250, this makes my OCD boner uncomfortable and hard.

Also, my birthday is quite soon. I expect a lot of videos of you people dancing and slapping your tits against windows and other things of that nature. Naturally the perfect birthday gift is to push Lovesphere to 300 members and to post lots more delicious porn for my reading bemusement.
elftaint: (a joke about video games)
First off, I'm looking for icons for the following characters:

Yami no Matsuei

Tatsumi Seiichiro
Mibu Oriya

Ai no Kusabi

Iason Mink


Yuuko Ichihara (shakes fist at Nemo)


Mara (:3c)

It's weird thinking about all of these characters. I don't have any problem with the idea of playing them, but it occurs to me that I'm picking them up - like so many others - not out of a genuine devotion to the character or world, nor even to accomodate a particular desire for playing a particular scenario, but because they're fun flavors related to a thing I'm already doing. 

We were talking about commonalities between characters played in last night's Lovesphere chat (btw it is the best chat I've ever been in, constantly and distractingly interesting.) I have a type, and the dramatic range of an inchworm. The type is: sharp, incisive, highly competent individuals with obsessive tendencies. I bored Nemo about it for a little while: I can't imagine picking up a character who's fun and derpy, sweet and uncomplicated, weak. When I really want to cut lose, I'll pick up someone who doesn't give a fuck - but never someone that is unaware of when fuck-giving needs to happen.

I can't relax long enough to give someone whole-hearted control of a scene. I'll share control, but I won't vacate it. Even the most trembling and retiring of my female characters has a problem with this. In this sense, I'm not very good at RPing at all. I'm a little better as an administrator, ne?

Fundamentally I really only have two characters:

Dark, brooding, publically-flawless, privately-a-wreck romantic
Louche sleaze with secret intellectual leanings

And of course I let Seymour slime around in both courts in the OOC memes.  I'm working on a third type:

Romantic with steep military leanings and a ruthless ROI calculator

...but it's still WIP.

elftaint: the eye of ELF (i so fucking see you)
Good things:

1. Tax refund. Huge! For the first time in four years.
2. Fuckin pwning all in DDR, even playing on doubles mode
3. Mahjong animes, mahjong mangas, I am starting to talk like Akagi in my off hours
4. Lovesphere is doing literally 3x better than I had anticipated, yey
5. My family still inexplicably likes me
7. It's spring. SPRING.

Bad things:

1. April has been MONTH OF EVERYTHING SHITS ITSELF FOR EVERYONE ELF KNOWS seriously it has been incessant, guys, what's up with that.
2. Silently bristling about wank
3. Explicitly bristling about wank
4. My fucking knee, what the hell. I am godlike, I don't get anything so vulgar as sports injuries. Purge the weak flesh!
5. Mahjong animes, mahjong mangas, I am starting to talk like Akagi in my off hours
6. Nightmares, nightmares, will I never be free of them. For a little while they let up but -
(10:15:12 PM) laser: I NEED YOUR DICK

(11:40:13 PM) seymorelf: wat
(11:41:10 PM) laser: I needed your cock for something
(11:41:14 PM) laser: I can't remember what
(11:41:18 PM) seymorelf: TYPICAL


(11:13:03 PM) PP: god, she's probably a boring teenager who read Ayn Rand after her parents divorced
(11:13:31 PM) seymourelf: Probably, but I was a similarly boring teenager once. Horrible people made me who I am today.
(11:13:42 PM) PP: aahahahahahaha oh
(11:13:47 PM) PP: embroider that on a pillow


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Elf, the horrible degenerate

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