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   1. Secret Knives x  Wolf Parade
      Album: 4 Song EP
      Year: 2003
   2. Snuten Fet Fox N Wolf - Wild & Free (Original Version) x Fox N Wolf
      Album: Wild And Free..Chin Up Vinyl
      Year: 2005
   3. your sex is the scar x ordo rosarius equilibrio feat.spiritual front
      Album: satyriasis
      Year: 2005
   4. Without You x Chas Jankel
      Album: My Occupation: The Music Of Chaz Jankel
      Year: 2007
   5. Bacative x TRICKY
      Album: Knowle West Boy
   6. The Capri Spinoff x Justin Faust
      Album: revenge [ep]
   7. Ceremonial x Gaë Bolg
      Album: La Ballade De l'Ankou
   8. Warm Heart Of Africa remix x The Very Best (Jorge Elbrecht of Violens Remix)
      Album: The Very Best
      Year: 2009
   9. Saturnalia x Steve Moore
      Album: Valerie and friends
      Year: 2009

GUESS WHAT: the odds of anyone liking this who isn't me is diminishingly small. However if you are looking to have your neck broken you may have a good time with this.

The pun is intentional. That is all.

elftaint: FRANK. N. FURTER. (Default)
I would worry about this more if I weren't so much smarter and better looking than all of these people.

One note:

Also, I suspect that he's the OP of today's rp!s #5.
No. Let's take a look at the secret in question.

A sensitive subject. The OP here is trying to be a buddy, which is nice, but I would never write this secret.

Dub-con and non-con are tricky and sensitive kinks to play to and I have very strict policies about them. I'll do dub- and non-con but only when consent has been clearly expressed by the mun (with one infamous exception that I'm still both angry about and ashamed of.) Seymour never sticks bits in a character who actually says "no." No always means no. This rule will not be broken.

There's rich material for discussion in the way that people want to play hero in threads like this. Far from disapproving of it, I think the Mikuru who started the thread deserved a pile of wannabe heroes. "Anyone can do anything" and they did! They tried to rescue her. The character population at TLH skews very heavily towards heroes/heroines - there are only a handful of bad guys (*doffs hat*) and even fewer of those precious jewels of RP, the morally neutral. Mikuru was statistically 539,108 times more likely to be plucked from peril than molested.

If she wanted to be raped she should have said so. I might have done it myself had she only specified. The final irony is that I've been taking heat for the way that I elide and game IC and OOC, but it is precisely what Mikuru required here: someone willing to ignore what was happening IC (a damsel in distress who doesn't want to be raped) in favor of what was happening OOC (a passive-aggressive request for non-con.)

I resent hurt/comfort and hahaha I can't imagine subbing at TLH. It is unimaginable. I'm not opposed to the idea of Not Being On Top but I could never sub.
elftaint: FRANK. N. FURTER. (Default)
By hammer I mean "Oscar Wilde."

The popular standard is of such a character that no artist can get to it. It is at once too easy and too difficult to be a popular novelist. It is too easy, because the requirements of the public as far as plot, style, psychology, treatment of life, and treatment of literature are concerned are within the reach of the very meanest capacity and the most uncultivated mind. It is too difficult, because to meet such requirements the artist would have to do violence to his temperament, would have to write not for the artistic joy of writing, but for the amusement of half-educated people, and so would have to suppress his individualism, forget his culture, annihilate his style, and surrender everything that is valuable in him.

- The Soul Of Man Under Socialism

You have a point, Mr. Wilde, but what is the value in art that fails to communicate? Does it just sit around having art-quality?

The bad Popes loved Beauty, almost as passionately, nay, with as much passion as the good Popes hated Thought. To the wickedness of the Papacy humanity owes much

This is why I put erections in all my poetry and prose: it guarantees that my genius will be camouflaged and made palatable to the teeming masses. Here is a short poem about the penis.

The Penis

The choice of penis means
The hairless runt
or baby elephaunt;
It me beseems

Tis happier to know
That whether shown
or under duress grown
It is one's own.

There, you're a little cleverer now, and damned if it wasn't completely painless.
elftaint: FRANK. N. FURTER. (Default)
As suggested by [info]dr_ghost in this thread, it is high time to talk like adults about adult talk.

Things I love SO MUCH
  • Explicit smut
    • Euphemisms are definitely not required
    • But good writing is required
  • Domination 
    • especially if I get to dominate characters who are usually the dominants in their other relationships
    • especially if there's a struggle
    • especially on multiple levels (i.e. height, class, education,  physically, mentally, etc.)
    • I think outright non-con is entry-level domination. I'll do non-con but I'd rather get you in a position where you can't help but say "yes."
  • Romance - let's fall in love! I'd love to make your character swoon with pleasure, or IC be so thoughtful it will ruin you for anyone else, but romance is never platonic or unreciprocated so don't make me try to emulate it solo, please.
  • Psychological bondage. I'd rather make you not want to move than actually tie you up.
    •  But I will tie you up, sure. I prefer light and improvisational bondage to heavy and/or planned bondage.
  • Getting away with unutterably sleazy shit, including but not limited to
    • diddling your friends, relatives, and fiancees
    • saying pick-up lines that would make Quentin Crisp blush and having them work
    • getting opportunistically kinky with your character's unique features or history
  • Coercion of all types: if you want to be drugged, enchanted, manipulated, lied to, or overpowered, you are in the right place.
    • especially if you're going to be angry or aware about it before, during, and after ^_^
  • Gender play: I like traps that go either direction, boys that act like girls and vice versa, and intersexed/hermaphroditic characters.
    • I LOVE CUNTBOYS. I know this is the rarest ever but cuntboys make my whole day. I vastly prefer them to dickgirls.
  • Exploiting the surroundings - I love to improvise lube from stuff left on the lunch table, tear up shirts to bind people, let the wind bring omens, etc. It's both immersive and challenging.
  • Good writing. This doesn't mean "flowery", "long", or "brilliant", this means:
    • Descriptive
    • Not so OOC or out of setting that it kills my boner
    • To the point
    • That shows that you've read what I wrote
    • That gives me something to respond to
    • I can actually be very flexible about godmodding as long as I'm not made to do anything wildly out of character

Things That Just Aren't Okay

  • Please, Just No
    • Furries (sorry)
    • Children (no apologies) 
      • my absolute lower bound is 16, and I'll want to see proof that the player is at least 20.
      • my lower bound for virgins is 20.
      • I prefer characters in the 25-55 physical age range.
    • Sweet, shy, embarrassed, never-seen-a-penis-before virgins (you should apologize to me.)
    • Hurt/Comfort
      • To clarify, Seymour will happily brutalize your character, and just as happily fix him or her breakfast in bed the next morning, but the two things are unrelated. Seymour will not clean your character up from being raped, and he will be very upset if he figures out that the only reason he got to rape your character was so that character could go get cleaned up by someone else.
    • Scat/watersports/vore/guro/hot lunches/hot carls/etc.
    • Dungeons. complicated bondage machinery, basically anything that can't be hidden in a really voluminous outfit and used by a drunkard.


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