elftaint: it's a dancer (you should be dancing (DOO DOOT))


No explanation necessary, or sufficient.
elftaint: (fucking fabulous)
Bob Patrick, Pleasure Coach.

I'm not going to obsfucate this with my issues and problems. All you need to know is this:

By contrast, I’m a skilled giver of attention to your butt because I’m skilled at receiving attention there as well. I’m especially sensitive to the pace required to please YOU individually. One approach or technique does NOT fit all clients.





I realize for you closeted weenies the whole idea of an older man having eight fingers up your ass and smiling about it is some sort of yucky lulzmaterial, but Bob is like Christmas: non-believers will always take it as a hokey joke. His brio and enthusiasm are infectious. Check him out, he loves ass and nips, he's not hiding a god damn thing, and he'll rip a telephone book apart right in front of you.

Bob, you're my hero. For today.

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