Elf, the horrible degenerate

BIRTHDAY SHORTS

Birthday wishes, presents, boners, etc. may all be deposited here. I am celebrating by driving my best friend to the airport at 5 in the morning, then ignoring my mother's phone calls for the rest of the day.

As it is my birfday, I will break ranks and announce unofficially that lovesphere_afterhours will open a week from today. Lovesphere After Hours will be the all-ages non-smutty sister community to lovesphere, and will receive its own fussing, whining, and weekly events.

Right, so. Let's get on with the wishing me well and kissing my ass and whatnot. Come on, I haven't got all day.