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elftaintSo, whatever, yes I do get insecure. And embarrassed. By writing smut. When that happens, P is always there, ever loyal, to ruin my whole day.
(9:26:53 PM) Elf: well, at least that means she won't also think I'm just re-using material
(9:27:16 PM) PP: well you should definitely stop talking about putting his thing in his opening.
(9:27:26 PM) PP: it's getting almost comical at this point. I mean. EVERY THREAD.
(9:27:33 PM) Elf: *stares at you super hard*
(9:27:39 PM) PP: laughing so much
(9:27:49 PM) Elf: you know that sentence fragment makes me like psychologically twitch
(9:27:56 PM) Elf: and also my first reaction was to take you totally seriously
(9:28:04 PM) Elf: like "shit maybe I do dwell on that way too much"
(9:28:57 PM) PP: oh god I'm reading this whole sequence to Mr.P and CRYING
(9:28:58 PM) PP: I'm sorry
(9:29:07 PM) PP: it is NOT any kind of actual indictment
(9:29:20 PM) PP: the point is it's supremely ridiculous and can't possibly be applied to you
(9:29:23 PM) PP: opening
(9:29:29 PM) PP: lols to death
(9:30:01 PM) Elf: Does Mr. P pity me or what.
(9:34:42 PM) PP: if you could see the eyebrows
(9:35:06 PM) PP: it went in one ear and out the other he is juggling like three economic worlds on the tip of his dick tonight
(9:35:19 PM) Elf: call him afag for me
(9:35:34 PM) PP: he is ignoring me and telling me all the SHIT he is getting DID
(9:35:51 PM) Elf: hey mr p you ever given god a black eye with your boner
(9:36:06 PM) Elf: i'm just saying some guys did some shit because they need to compensate
(9:36:18 PM) Elf: and some guys are on the government big-dick grant (I'm the latter)
(9:36:36 PM) PP: he is going to eat my shepherd's pie and feel sorry for himself and yet proud
(9:36:51 PM) Elf: "eat my shepherd's pie" is that a euphemism
(9:37:01 PM) Elf: it's a bird people thing isn't it, he's going to lick your eggport
(9:26:53 PM) Elf: well, at least that means she won't also think I'm just re-using material
(9:27:16 PM) PP: well you should definitely stop talking about putting his thing in his opening.
(9:27:26 PM) PP: it's getting almost comical at this point. I mean. EVERY THREAD.
(9:27:33 PM) Elf: *stares at you super hard*
(9:27:39 PM) PP: laughing so much
(9:27:49 PM) Elf: you know that sentence fragment makes me like psychologically twitch
(9:27:56 PM) Elf: and also my first reaction was to take you totally seriously
(9:28:04 PM) Elf: like "shit maybe I do dwell on that way too much"
(9:28:57 PM) PP: oh god I'm reading this whole sequence to Mr.P and CRYING
(9:28:58 PM) PP: I'm sorry
(9:29:07 PM) PP: it is NOT any kind of actual indictment
(9:29:20 PM) PP: the point is it's supremely ridiculous and can't possibly be applied to you
(9:29:23 PM) PP: opening
(9:29:29 PM) PP: lols to death
(9:30:01 PM) Elf: Does Mr. P pity me or what.
(9:34:42 PM) PP: if you could see the eyebrows
(9:35:06 PM) PP: it went in one ear and out the other he is juggling like three economic worlds on the tip of his dick tonight
(9:35:19 PM) Elf: call him a
(9:35:34 PM) PP: he is ignoring me and telling me all the SHIT he is getting DID
(9:35:51 PM) Elf: hey mr p you ever given god a black eye with your boner
(9:36:06 PM) Elf: i'm just saying some guys did some shit because they need to compensate
(9:36:18 PM) Elf: and some guys are on the government big-dick grant (I'm the latter)
(9:36:36 PM) PP: he is going to eat my shepherd's pie and feel sorry for himself and yet proud
(9:36:51 PM) Elf: "eat my shepherd's pie" is that a euphemism
(9:37:01 PM) Elf: it's a bird people thing isn't it, he's going to lick your eggport
