elftaint | Entries tagged with how cute is that

Elf: is he a hot ghetto slut with an LA face and an Oakland booty?
"not cute": nah, he's a pretty cool dude offline and online
Elf: eh doesn't afraid of jizz?
"not cute": of course
"not cute": I went to his room to go drinking and he laughed at me when we found out I couldn't handle anything
"not cute": ;A;
Elf: oh my god
Elf: why are you so cute
"not cute": IT WASN'T CUTE I choked and coughed on PBR and Bailey's ;A;
Elf: ....OH MY GOD

So, whatever, yes I do get insecure. And embarrassed. By writing smut. When that happens, P is always there, ever loyal, to ruin my whole day.

(9:26:53 PM) Elf: well, at least that means she won't also think I'm just re-using material

(9:27:16 PM) PP: well you should definitely stop talking about putting his thing in his opening.
(9:27:26 PM) PP: it's getting almost comical at this point. I mean. EVERY THREAD.

(9:27:33 PM) Elf: *stares at you super hard*

(9:27:39 PM) PP: laughing so much

(9:27:49 PM) Elf: you know that sentence fragment makes me like psychologically twitch
(9:27:56 PM) Elf: and also my first reaction was to take you totally seriously
(9:28:04 PM) Elf: like "shit maybe I do dwell on that way too much"

(9:28:57 PM) PP: oh god I'm reading this whole sequence to Mr.P and CRYING
(9:28:58 PM) PP: I'm sorry
(9:29:07 PM) PP: it is NOT any kind of actual indictment
(9:29:20 PM) PP: the point is it's supremely ridiculous and can't possibly be applied to you
(9:29:23 PM) PP: opening
(9:29:29 PM) PP: lols to death

(9:30:01 PM) Elf: Does Mr. P pity me or what.

(9:34:42 PM) PP: if you could see the eyebrows
(9:35:06 PM) PP: it went in one ear and out the other he is juggling like three economic worlds on the tip of his dick tonight

(9:35:19 PM) Elf: call him a ~~fag~~ for me

(9:35:34 PM) PP: he is ignoring me and telling me all the SHIT he is getting DID

(9:35:51 PM) Elf: hey mr p you ever given god a black eye with your boner
(9:36:06 PM) Elf: i'm just saying some guys did some shit because they need to compensate
(9:36:18 PM) Elf: and some guys are on the government big-dick grant (I'm the latter)

(9:36:36 PM) PP: he is going to eat my shepherd's pie and feel sorry for himself and yet proud

(9:36:51 PM) Elf: "eat my shepherd's pie" is that a euphemism
(9:37:01 PM) Elf: it's a bird people thing isn't it, he's going to lick your eggport

(11:41:10 AM) Elf: I cannot fucking believe that the ai no kusabi reboot has been pushed out another 6 months
(11:41:18 AM) Elf: I was genuinely looking forward to that in a way I do not often look forward to things
(11:41:24 AM) Elf: and it was supposed to drop last month :(
(11:42:33 AM) Elf: I think I forced you to watch the teaser trailer once
(11:43:09 AM) Elf: (here)
(11:43:27 AM) Elf: NOT THAT I AM WATCHING IT AGAIN OR ANYTHING
(11:43:45 AM) P: *pets*
(11:44:23 AM) Elf: Sorry, it is legend. And yaoi of the (proper, correct) old school, all about insane beauty, and anguish, and the long-haired guy topping
(11:44:34 AM) Elf: at some point that trope got reversed which is incorrect.
(11:45:44 AM) P: you are very charming when you get deep in genre.
(11:45:50 AM) Elf: the original 2 OVAs were extra legend not only because they were, for the time, exquisitely animated and gorgeous, but also because the voice actors were genuinely - WHAT DO YOU MEAN
(11:45:54 AM) Elf: I AM ALWAYS CHARMING
(11:46:12 AM) Elf: *tapes you to couch, forces you to watch all the classics*

THE LONGHAIR TOPS. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

I'm... not really sure that this counts as "fan art", but it counts for something.

Thanks, creepy voyeur who knows my email address!

http://community.livejournal.com/roleplaysecrets/129214.html?thread=78955198#t78955198

Pyooma vs. Elf re: purple prose. Naturally I'm interested in the thoughts of others on this matter. I would also love to take this argument apart like it was a smut log but, you know...

http://community.livejournal.com/the_love_hotel/948704.html?thread=70808032#t70808032

In reference to the above, I had the conversation below. And I wish I hadn't.

(11:57:11 AM) P: I think all the bottoms don't care HOW the top puts the lube "in reach"
(11:57:15 AM) P: JUST AS LONG AS IT IS.
(11:57:30 AM) P: he can wield ice and silence, he can dig up a bottle of lube.
(11:57:34 AM) Elf: dude that was a panic moment actually
(11:57:52 AM) Elf: I was all "fuck everyone's naked, all the clothing is miles away, whhaaaaaa garden what do lubricate in a GARDEN
(11:58:04 AM) Elf: then I remembered that I had cleverly rendered it a ROMAN garden
(11:58:10 AM) Elf: and ROMAN oil lamps use olive oil
(11:58:12 AM) P: hahahahahaha oh I love the rules you set for yourself
(11:58:23 AM) P: yes I was glad it was vegetable oil :(
(11:58:37 AM) Elf: I wanted almond but couldn't excuse it.
(11:58:40 AM) P: meanwhile, I would be like it's the Love Hotel. the hotel provides.
(11:58:51 AM) Elf: hahaha I suppose that's reasonable after all
(11:59:09 AM) P: each physical avatar comes with spontaneously lubricating orifices!
(11:59:13 AM) P: and no gag reflex.
(11:59:25 AM) P: and dicknipples.
(11:59:46 AM) P: and a weird hidden fold behind the knee for extra fucking.

Elf, the horrible degenerate

Entries tagged with how cute is that

Moments with someone who isn't cute.

Unexpected interruptions in my boner energy flow.

SCENES FROM IM: Don't discuss yaoi with Elf unless you mean it.

Sometimes I get letters.

OOC Threads Of The Damned: Pyooma and Purple Prose

Scenes From IM: P thinks too much about artificial reality at The Love Hotel

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