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So I'm basically just pretending that Yuna is Seymour (shut up) and naming all my summons after ... good friends.

Valefor -> Kasumi
Ifrit -> Asami
Ixion -> Aizen (shut up it is a pony)
Shiva -> Byakuya (kekekeke~)
Bahamut -> Sephiroth <3
Yojimbo -> Jecht
Anima - I'm not renaming my mom, guys
Magus Sisters -> Undecided! Who do you think it should be?

I also named Tidus "Daddy" for this playthrough. And I kick him out of the party whenever I can.



Elf: ah sorry I was just getting to the part in the game where Sey shows up for the first time
Elf: I was all "LOOKOUT BITCHES PIMP WALKIN"
Elf: Sey is being all cool and shit like "I vow to foster friendship between man and Guado" and I am all yelling at the screen "BY INDIVIDUALLY BUILDING VERY PERSONAL FRIENDSHIPS WITH EVERY MAN HERE"
P: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
Elf: basically could not keep a straight face the entire time he was on screen
P: he makes you coy and shy and fangirly
Elf: Poor guy, I have ruined him for myself.
P: I assume this because he makes ME coy and shy and fangirly
Elf: I'm shy of what I did to him, but I do not skeeze on him personally.
Elf: Hahaha it would be like getting a boner when I look in the mirror, baby.



Dude I just did Luca stadium I forgot how Sey puts on his megapimp face and gets all PWEOOO PWEOOOO on the monsters (that he released in the stadium okay shut up he's dramatic but it works.)

He's so pimp, lookin like a million bucks and makin mom do all the work, hangin out in the Maester's Booth with his cognac Frostee like he was some kinda Malfoy. Best FF villain ever <3. I'm shipping him and the entire Luca Goers blitz team. Slimebags 4 lyfe!

...I horrify myself

Date: 2009-12-24 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seymourelf.livejournal.com
He is a non-elemental uke. :3c

Date: 2009-12-24 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] son-of-calamity.livejournal.com
Eh. S'what I would have picked.

Date: 2009-12-25 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] final-aeon.livejournal.com
Your mom's lookin' good!

For a mummy.







...ba dum tish!

Date: 2009-12-25 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seymourelf.livejournal.com
ahahaha look at you making jokes like you were entitled to my patience.

You are fucking fired clear out your desk I want you off of my dick in... ten... maybe fifteen minutes.

Date: 2009-12-25 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] final-aeon.livejournal.com
Joke's on you because I don't even work here.

I just show up, eat the donuts, empty the coffee pots, and fail to use the recycling bins.

Date: 2009-12-25 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seymourelf.livejournal.com
SO IT WAS YOU.

In that case you can stay on my dick a little longer, you rambunctious little infant. :3

Edited Date: 2009-12-25 06:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-25 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] final-aeon.livejournal.com
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BOUGHT THAT WEAK MEDIUM ROAST CRAP. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A POT AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING STRONG IN IT. IT'LL PUT SOME HAIR ON YOUR CHEST.

Too bad for you I got the Sims packs I was missing for Christmas, so I'm going to spend the rest of my night making chicks get in hot tubs together.

And redecorating kitchens.

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