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elftaintSmut RP only, fools.
As near as I can tell, the order of preferences is:
Male:
0) Lead or prominent man in a popular canon
1) Sound reputation of player
2) Masculine attitude and appearance
3) Mature, but not old - 25-35 years of age
4) More likely to be dominant or assertive in interactions and in bed
5) Wealthy or of high social status (preferably both)
6) A little dangerous
Female:
0) Lead or prominent woman in a popular canon
1) Sound reputation of player (especially in considerations of yuri - then this is like +9000)
2) Cute
3) Busty. If not busty, then young. Or young AND busty.
4) On that note: young, 15-23 years of age
5) Approachable
6) Puts out
Apropos of nothing, I have been involved in a thread which has given me much to think about, and for which I would consider this to be the signature song. More an excuse to post the song than anything - I think I forced it on you already, didn't I, for some values of "you".
My horrible father leaves Tuesday morning, grace a dieu. He's horrible in a way very similar to the way in which I am horrible, except that he pretends that he gave up on all his better qualities, and now he dwells in the nastiest armpits of his awful qualities.
Night after night I've had a series of serious conversations with various people. A study in contrasts: the highly polished next to the deliberately uncivil, the sweet-natured next to the wrathful, the impenetrable and the visceral, the soulless and the oversouled, etc. This versus the difficult conversations I have with The Old Man - which are too much like talking to a gristly mirror.
Quite without anyone's conscious intention the main theme of all these conversations has been mistakes and how to identify them and compensate for them. I draw this unhappy conclusion: being perfect is great if you can manage it, being apologetic will do, but nothing can replace not getting caught.
As near as I can tell, the order of preferences is:
Male:
0) Lead or prominent man in a popular canon
1) Sound reputation of player
2) Masculine attitude and appearance
3) Mature, but not old - 25-35 years of age
4) More likely to be dominant or assertive in interactions and in bed
5) Wealthy or of high social status (preferably both)
6) A little dangerous
Female:
0) Lead or prominent woman in a popular canon
1) Sound reputation of player (especially in considerations of yuri - then this is like +9000)
2) Cute
3) Busty. If not busty, then young. Or young AND busty.
4) On that note: young, 15-23 years of age
5) Approachable
6) Puts out
Apropos of nothing, I have been involved in a thread which has given me much to think about, and for which I would consider this to be the signature song. More an excuse to post the song than anything - I think I forced it on you already, didn't I, for some values of "you".
My horrible father leaves Tuesday morning, grace a dieu. He's horrible in a way very similar to the way in which I am horrible, except that he pretends that he gave up on all his better qualities, and now he dwells in the nastiest armpits of his awful qualities.
Night after night I've had a series of serious conversations with various people. A study in contrasts: the highly polished next to the deliberately uncivil, the sweet-natured next to the wrathful, the impenetrable and the visceral, the soulless and the oversouled, etc. This versus the difficult conversations I have with The Old Man - which are too much like talking to a gristly mirror.
Quite without anyone's conscious intention the main theme of all these conversations has been mistakes and how to identify them and compensate for them. I draw this unhappy conclusion: being perfect is great if you can manage it, being apologetic will do, but nothing can replace not getting caught.
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Date: 2010-04-19 06:14 pm (UTC)But then I remember that you are tough, and there is little reason to worry (though worry I will, it is my nature).
That being said, have a kitty:
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Date: 2010-05-02 09:23 pm (UTC)